![]() I mean werewolves are badass, we haven’t seen one since we were kids." We don't have any time for any of your blah blah blah blah.”ģ1- Frat boy talking about his alien abduction:"They made me slow dance.ģ2- Dean:"What about a human by day, a freak animal killing machine by moonlight don't you understand. ![]() That’s pretty naughty"!ģ0- Sam as described by Dean:“Dean, this is a very serious investigation. Sam: "Wait, there's no such thing as unicorns?"Ģ8- Dean:"I think I learned a valuable lesson: Always take down your Christmas decorations after New Year's, or you might get filleted by a hooker from God".Ģ9- Dean to Sam:"Dude, you full-on had a girl inside you for like a whole week. In fact, I hear that they ride on silver moonbeams and they shoot rainbows out of their ass!" They probably think you're overcompensating."Ģ5- Sam to Dean:“What do you wanna do, poke her with a stick? Dude! You're not gonna poke her with a stick!”Ģ6- Sam:“We’re not working for the Mandroid!”Ģ7- Sam: "Dean, there's ten times as much lore about angels as there is about anything else we've ever hunted."ĭean: "Yeah, you know what? There's a ton of lore on unicorns too. Remember that waitress in Tampa?"Ģ4- Dean:"Of course, the most troubling question is why do these people assume we're gay?" And I did not kill anyone.”Ģ2- Dean:“MySpace, what the hell is that? Seriously, is that like, some sort of porn site?”Ģ3- Sam:“This is the dumbest thing you've ever done."ĭean:“I don't know about that. ![]() I enjoy sunsets, long walks on the beach and frisky women. I'm not that into prude chicks anyway."Ģ1- Dean:“My name is Dean Winchester. How come I’m not getting hooked up every Christmas?"ġ8- Sam:“What kind of a house doesn't have salt? Low sodium freaks!”ġ9- John to Sam about what happened to his college fund:"Spent it on ammo."Ģ0- Dean:"I think I'll pass on the seventy two virgins, thanks. That was beautiful."ġ2- Dean:“I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.”ġ3- Dean:“That fabric softener teddy bear? Oh, I’m gonna hunt that little bitch down.”ġ4- Dean:“You better take care of that car or I swear I'll haunt your ass!”ġ5- Sam:"I miss conversations that didn’t start with 'this killer truck.'"ġ6- Dean to Sam:"Next time you wanna get laid, find a girl that’s not so buckets-of-crazy, huh?"ġ7- Dean: "People believe in Santa Claus. So what did you dream about?"ĥ-Dean:"Your half-caf, double vanilla latte is getting cold over here, Francis."Ħ- Missouri to Dean:“Boy, you put your foot on my coffee table, I’m gonna whack you with a spoon.”ħ- Dean to sam:“Who do you think is a hotter psychic: Patricia Arquette, Jennifer Love Hewitt or you?”Ĩ- Sam:"I had a crappy guidance counselor."ĩ- Dean to the scarecrow:"Dude, you fugly."ġ0-Dean:“I hope your apple pie is freakin’ worth it.”ġ1- Dean, mocking Sam's earnestness:"Hold me, Sam. Here is Some Supernatural Quotes Not Any Quotes Only the Funniest xDġ- Dean:“Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his cake hole.”Ģ- Andrea To Dean:“It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.”ģ- Dean:“Dude, stow the touchy-feely, self-help yoga crap.”ĭean: "Because I’m an awesome brother. ![]()
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